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Mark Sanford on Gay Marriage

Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:34 PM EDT
politics, conservatives, gay-marriage, sanford, hypocrites
By jabbausaf

Live Poll

Why are people against gay marriage?

View Results
  • 45205
    God is against it
    15%
  • 45206
    They're closet cases
    45%
  • 45207
    It'd weaken the "institution" of marriage
    3%
  • 45208
    They're against using the word marriage for "that"
    24%
  • 45209
    Repealing miscegenation laws was a step too far!
    12%

VoteTotal Votes: 33

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Faced with the entirely unsurprising news that S.C. Governor Mark Sanford had disappeared down to Argentina (It figures, yet another Republican in support of outsourcing) over Father's Day weekend for an illicit affair, I decided to go dig up his positions on civil rights for homosexuals.

Seeing if I could find some on the official SC Governor websites proved impossible, excessive traffic (shock!) has shut them down. I had to go to http://www.ontheissues.org/Mark_Sanford.htm to find something from him. They have a teeny little snippet saying he strongly opposes gay marriage or civil unions, and feels marriage should be only between a man and a woman, and he opposes adoption rights for gay couples.

Not really enough to go off of. So I headed over to http://www.sanford2012.org/ , which was just a laugh riot. Those poor guys, I'm sure Edwards supporters can understand what they're feeling right now. They haven't yet picked up or updated the site to reflect that Sanford admitted an affair, and are still attacking the "invasive liberal media" for criticizing Sanford's desire to "take a hike" on Appalachian trails so he can "clear his head".

Cue the Nelson "Ha ha!" laugh.

Looking at the first post on the site (there aren't many, and likely won't be more), it is dated 11/8/08 and talks about why Mark Sanford would make a great candidate for president. Also hilarious. Some highlights:
"The time is now to start rebuilding the Republican party. Despite what you might hear in the news, conservatism did not lose in this election. Conservatism wasn't on the ballot. With all due respect to John McCain, he was not the top choice of most conservatives, even though we did go out and support him after he became our nominee. The time is now for conservatives to band together and start thinking about who we will pick to run against Obama in 2012.
...
But Mark Sanford is also much more than a fiscal conservative. He supports banning partial-birth abortions and also voted for a bill that would make it a federal crime to transport a minor across state lines for the purpose of getting an abortion. Mark Sanford is against gay marriage and defines marriage as one man and one woman. He is also against letting gay couple adopt children.
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Mark Sanford would make an excellent choice for conservatives in 2012. It's up to me and you to help spread the word, but we can do it. Please post on your own blogs, facebook, myspace, email this information to all of your friends, and link to this site. Let's do whatever it takes to help Mark Sanford be our next President. Keep checking this site for updates - and feel free to leave a comment as to why you think Mark Sanford would make an excellent President."

Great judgment again, conservatives.

So what's the argument against gay marriage again? It'll weaken heterosexual marriages? I'm straight and married, and I'm not threatened by it. Course, I'm happily married. A lot of these "excellent" conservatives who are threatened by gay marriage seem to also have some pretty bad marriages. Wonder if that has something to do with it?

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jabbausaf

This is a great big pretty present for late night comedians.

I'm sure that will result in Republicans complaining how the late night comedians never blast Obama for actually being a faithful husband and a loving father.

  • 6 votes
Reply#1 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:35 PM EDT
Mark in Worcester

I couldn't vote since I didn't see a because they are hypocritical bigots answer for your poll.

  • 8 votes
#1.1 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:30 PM EDT
jabbausaf

Aw man, and now that you say it, I see it'd make a great option.

  • 3 votes
#1.2 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:54 PM EDT
MIchael Todd

Silly author - marraige is clearly intended to be between One Republican Man, One Republican woman and all of the other men/women they cheat on their spouses with - not gays!

(tongue heavily in cheek)

  • 2 votes
#1.3 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:06 PM EDT
Kc77

Marraige is clearly intended to be between One Republican Man, One Republican woman and all of the other men/women they cheat on their spouses with

That should be a T-Shirt.

  • 1 vote
#1.4 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT
Kc77

This is a great big pretty present for late night comedians.

You should have put the picture of the misspelled "conferenece" (or however the hell they spelled it) banner right under the title for full effect.

  • 1 vote
#1.5 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:01 PM EDT
pjw-708550

Michael T. That one should be on a T-shirt and I'll buy it; with tongue firmly in cheek.

    #1.6 - Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:27 AM EDT
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    moltke5104

    Another blow to the perceived "sanctity" of marriage. I wonder when people will learn that the sanctity of marriage went out a long time ago.

    • 4 votes
    Reply#2 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT
    Mark in Worcester

    Marriages today can still be sanctified. Even when those getting married are of the same-sex. But it does seem that far too often the sanctity-of-marriage whiners are some of the absolute biggest hypocrites in the world.

    • 7 votes
    #2.1 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:28 PM EDT
    moltke5104

    You know that brings up an interesting question, how many of those who stand for the "sanctity" of marriage, have cheated on their spouse, abused their spouse in any way, or divorced their spouse?

    Any guess as to the percentages?

    • 6 votes
    #2.2 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:33 PM EDT
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    Dennis Kemmerer

    Gotta love those "family values" and that "sanctity of marriage" stuff.

    Seriously, seeing how often the hypocrisy has been coming back to bite them in the ass, you'd think the RNC operatives would give up the morality planks in the party platform.

    But, then again, if they did that, they'd have nothing left to rouse the evangelical Christian rabble.

    O'Brien and Letterman should be a hoot tonight.

    • 5 votes
    Reply#3 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT
    pdw174

    And Olbermann and maybe Maddow, too.

    • 4 votes
    #3.1 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:32 PM EDT
    jabbausaf

    I just hope the Daily Show didn't wrap up taping before the news broke.

    • 4 votes
    #3.2 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:55 PM EDT
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    Scott-1175041

    Is that sanford2012.org site for real. Are there cached versions that show that stuff about gay marriage. It is so, ironic and hilarious it seems like a setup.

    • 2 votes
    Reply#4 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:42 PM EDT
    libertarianblue

    Hey at least Sanford doesnt hate Hispanics

    • 1 vote
    Reply#5 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:51 PM EDT
    GoldenGateMami_Susi

    ...........It will soon be revealed his 'time away alone' was with Tango Tito.

    • 2 votes
    Reply#6 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:53 PM EDT
    Brant Bickel

    The hipocracy is astounding!! Is this how they defend their version of marriage??

    Now his wife says she told him to TAKE A HIKE 2 weeks ago!

    His tango in Argentina knocks one more out of the right wing 2012 race !

    • 3 votes
    Reply#7 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:59 PM EDT
    jabbausaf

    Apparently the Republicans need a rehash of the lesson they should have learned in 1996 and the Democrats should have learned in 2004.

    No matter how bad the incumbent president, you have to actually have a credible challenger to win.

    On that note, Palin 2012!

    *snort*

    • 3 votes
    #7.1 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT
    Brant Bickel

    Looks to me like the D's hit that note for the 08 vote!

    Letterman et al are dreaming of Palin 12 ... like moose hunting from a chopper!

    • 1 vote
    #7.2 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT
    Reply
    GoldenGateMami_Susi

    Last Tango in GOP Land

    • 2 votes
    Reply#8 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:10 PM EDT
    Jimster

    HaHa!

    The Schwing Wing

    • 1 vote
    #8.1 - Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:46 PM EDT
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    NotSanta

    In that bed time story the bible, where did the grandchildren come from with the Adam and Eve story? Didn’t one brother kill the other and Eve had SEX with her son? Yes I do believe thats how it happened. So if you are going by the bible, you need to kill your brother and have SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER. Please correct me if I am wrong in any aspect of my comment. V

    Ya know if you put it to a vote how many people do you think would choose to enter a gay marriage rather having sex with their mother?

    • 1 vote
    Reply#9 - Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:53 AM EDT
    jabbausaf

    Actually, Adam and Eve had other children after Cain and Abel, Seth among them. Their kids had sex with each other. So it wasn't mother-son or father-daughter incest (that doesn't come until the story of Lot, the only moral guy in Sodom), it was brother-sister incest. So swap out mother with sister and you're set. Also, Cain scooted off into the wilderness, he didn't get it on with his mom. But I'm sure he later got it on with some distant relative.

      #9.1 - Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM EDT
      NotSanta

      So thats any better? This is the argument for 1 man 1 woman marriage? I'm not a biblical scholar. So proper marriage according to the bible is brother and sister?

      That knda makes family reunion kinda creepy.

      Well then I am all for bible marriage, 1 brother and 1 sister? Ok if thats what they want go for, but will you please tell them not to stick their nose in who I marry.

      • 1 vote
      #9.2 - Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:22 PM EDT
      jabbausaf

      I'm not good at arguing the side of arguments I find ridiculous, like the Adam and Eve talking snake story.

        #9.3 - Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:21 AM EDT
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